Drinking large amounts of alcohol will not turn you into a ninja.
Ninjas look good on camera, if you’re quick enough to catch ‘em.
Just for my ninjas.
How the hell is that gonna help?
Don Draper (ninja from the 60’s)
How to tell people to f* off at work: have an army of ninjas on your desk.
Ninja with a side of nom-nom!
If you want to be a ninja, you gots to cut that mullet.
I hate Facebook.
